/* *********************************************************
** QUOTES.JS - JS Inspection Engine Data Library
** =========================================================
** This file contains the quotes[] array, which, in turn, 
** contains all the quotes for the Inspection Engine demo.
**
** Author      Ver  Date    Comments
** ======      ===  ====    ========
** Rick Scott  1.0  7/1/00  Grand debut
**
** Copyright 2000, Rick Scott, all rights reserved.
********************************************************* */

// to customize the quotes[] array, simply add/delete/replace
// quote strings as needed. warning: all apostrophes ' within
// quotes must be coded as \' instead of just ' .

var quotes = new Array(

'The other day I was outside cutting wood (and putting it in my cart). The leaves were blowing all around, the trees were shaking so bad I had to go inside. The weatherman said the winds were up to 60 m.p.h.  I though it was a bit airy out.',

'Cold snap came in, geese froze in mid flight, dog won\'t go out, the heifers won\'t give milk (then again they don\'t). But you can\'t tell that to the hired man, he\'s out there everyday trying.',

'Try this: On a Thursday or a Friday go outside on your front porch or front lawn... stand up on your tiptoes as high as you can, and you\'ll almost be able to see the weekend comin\' round the bend!',

'Used to be that if you was lost, you could find north by seeing which side of the tree the moss was growing. Now a days all you do is find a satellite dish on the side of an old farmhouse, and head in the other direction.',

'You\'ve heard the one about how you can\'t get there from here. Well, it seems quite a few folks have made it here from there, but forgot how to get home!',

'I was standing on the porch of the general store when a fellow comes running up the steps to get out of the rain. He says to me, man it sure is coming down. I told him I\'ve never seen it go up.',

'You\'ve heard the one about how you can\'t get there from here. Well, it seems quite a few folks have made it here from there, but forgot how to get home!',

'The other day I was outside cutting wood, (and putting it in my cart). The leaves were blowing all around, the trees were shaking so bad I had to go inside. The weatherman said the winds were up to 60 m.p.h. I thought it was a bit airy out!',

'Used to be that if you was lost, you could find north by seeing which side of the tree the moss was growing. Now a days all you do is find a satellite dish on the side of an old farmhouse, and head in the other direction.',

'Woodworkers say measure twice, cut once. I measured twice, cut it three times and it\'s still too short!',

'Beginning gardeners usually learn from trowel and error and impatiens.',

'The other day I got something on sale for a buck 2.98, marked down from a buck 3.50. It was such a good deal I bought three. Cost me $12.00 after tax and carrying charges.',

'Dad always said that if you don\'t like it, paint it red and go to bed. You\'ll like it in the morning.'

);